33% Pulp

Hosted ByLinzi & Daniel

On 33% Pulp, hosts Linzi, Daniel, and a guest host each read a different third of a pulp novel, then recap it over three episodes — piecing together the plot and laughing at the prose. Join us for tales of teleportation, giant crabs, and super awkward descriptions of sex.

Small World Part 3: Penis Like a Butterball Pop-up Timer

In our episode:

Linzi recaps the final third of Tabitha King’s Small World, where Leyna redecorates Doll’s White House, Roger cries over beer and stolen Twinkies, and Dolly and Lucy fight while Nick takes pictures.

Goodreads summary of the book:

Leyna Shaw’s unfamiliar environment sends her screaming and screamingly. For one, she’s in the White House bedroom and there is a peculiar object thrusting itself upon her.

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Some relevant characters:

 

Roger Tinker: Super genius. Awkward virgin.

Dolly/Dorothy: Bougie narcissist. Lucy’s mother-in-law.

Lucy: Dolly’s daughter in law. Master miniaturist/artist.

Nick: Museum manager. Lucy’s boyfriend. 

Leyna Shaw: Newswoman. Bane of Dolly.

Mr. Novik: Lucy’s supportive father.

Sartori: Nick’s alcoholic, famous artist father.

Maggie: Sartori’s fling and Nick’s mother.

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Credits:

Episode Editor: Daniel

Sound effects:

Charm by Scrampunk

and Success by Grunz

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