Hey HBs! It’s part 2 of You Had Me At Hola by Alexis Daria. Jasmine and Ashton are navigating the perilous worlds of celebrity and love simultaneously and we just need these two crazy kids to work it out! Spoiler alert: they do! Beautifully!! 

Bonus Content: 

Melody need compliments GIVEM!!, big braless boobs in a romper, strawberry creams!, double fisting gin and tonics, threesomes = love triangles? That can’t be right…, and Ashton’s most famous role: “the Sheriff of My Vagina!”

Lady Loves: 

Erin: it’s #FatBearWeek at Katmai National Park! Vote on fattest bear! And watch Romi and Michelle’s High School Reunion again! It’s so good! 

Melody: Make some time for yourself and your health, even if it means getting up at the ass crack of dawn. You deserve it! 

Episode Sponsor: 

FOLLOW ME DARKLY by Helen Hardt! Publisher’s Weekly said “Hardt spins erotic gold out of the undefined relationship between a dominant, emotionally distant Boston billionaire and a girl-next-door Midwesterner in the first romance of her Follow Me series,” and that “readers who like their romance with a dominant and sexy edge will devour this addictive series launch.” Book 1 ends with a cliffhanger! 

Patreon Shout Out: 

Amanda B. you are The Tarasque, a fearsome, legendary dragon-like mythological hybrid that has a lion-like head, a turtle shell, bear-like claws, and a scaly scorpion tail. You have poison breath and some say that your eyes shoot flames, but mostly, people super love you. In France there is a whole town called Tarascon that pretty much worships you with parades and festivals. We don’t blame them. You’re incredibly cool and totally deserve it.