Best friends and romance lovers, Erin and Melody, recap romance novels from a comedic, open-hearted feminist, sex-positive perspective! Giggling, tangents, and sincere joy abound! We take ourselves VERY seriously.
Hey HBs! We’re here to recap JUST FOR THE CAMERAS by Viano Oniomoh! It’s a fluffy contemporary with delicious and supported sex work, amazing communication, a sad sad Sebastian boy, best friendship goals, and an MMF menage that made us feel all gooey and sparkly inside. And WOW the hot hot sexy times! This is…
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Hey HBs! It’s Post-Apocalyptic Times!! We’re recapping CLAIMED by Elle Kennedy, and wow is outlaw country sex and kink positive! We’ve got a heroine with a BIG secret, a hero with a vendetta, and a passel of boys we can’t get enough of! Bonus Content: Michael’s angry bird artistic debut, that potent post-apocalyptic pussy, sexy…
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Hey HBs! Mel and Sabrina are here to recap RAVISHED by Amanda Quick! It’s a historical with a fossil-obsessed heroine, a VERY misunderstood hero, a dangerous ring of robbers, and a cavernous ruination!! Bonus Content: Mel got her 5 yards of dirt delivered, Sabrina wants to be BFFs with this heroine, the gals go on…
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Hey HBs! HAPPY ST. VINCENT WEEK! Tomorrow, April 2nd, is officially the 3rd (or maybe 4th?) annual St. Vincent Day! Where we celebrate Sebastian St. Vincent, the misunderstood bad boy who’s really just broken and wants to ensconce your feet in warmth and feed you and plan funerals so you don’t have to and become…
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Hey HBs! We haven’t recapped an alien romance in a while… dare we say TOO LONG! We’re here today with TAKEN TO VORAXIA by Elizabeth Stevens! As of the release of this episode, Mel has read through book 6 without any plans to stop. This series is sooo good! TW: discussions of sexual assault, slavery,…
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Hey y’all! We’re here with part 2 of IN THE MIDDLE OF SOMEWHERE by Roan Parrish! We left you in the middle of their first (and only?) fight, which we acknowledge was a mean thing to do. But! There’s an HEA! CW: for discussions of parental death and attempted suicide. Bonus Content: Mel did some…
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Hey HBs! We’re here with IN THE MIDDLE OF SOMEWHERE by Roan Parrish! This is part 1 because we loved this book soooooo much. This MM romance features a tattooed professor with anxiety and a super burly, cabin-building, care-taking dreamboat. Bonus Content: Mel’s bringing big grown-up-lady-sleepover energy, Sabrina is now tailoring reading lists to Mel’s…
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Hey HBs! We’re back with ANY DUCHESS WILL DO by Tessa Dare! We restart our tale right after the library finger-b*ng, and these two are convinced that they only have until the end of the week. Will he gut his BFF for this woman?? Content warning: discussions of infant death and mentions of miscarriage. Bonus…
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Hey HBs! We’re here to recap ANY DUCHESS WILL DO by Tessa Dare! It’s an Englandtimes book featuring a sad, broken Duke, his desperate mother, and the serving girl who will change them all forever. Bonus Content: Mel’s got a mesakkah dick on her phone screen now, Sabrina learned about screenshots a long time ago,…
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Hey HBs! It’s time to cross the finish line of THE GIRL WITH THE STARS IN HER EYES by Xio Axelrod. Toni is starting to mesh with and carve out her role in the band, Seb is remining himself of his no-fraternization clause constantly, and Kandy is ready to make some waves! Y’all, this childhood…
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